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• Unplug the refrigerator.
• Turn the oven on.
• Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
• Hide the remote.
• Hide the television.
• Hide the pets.
• Change the answering machine message.
• Turn off the answering machine.
• Change the speed dial numbers.
• Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
• Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
• Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
• Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
• See how much pay-per-view porn you can order in one day.
• Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
• Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
• Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
• Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a photo of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.
• Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
• Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
• Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
• Replace wall photos with photos of someone else's family.
• Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
• Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level
• Paint their bathrooms black.
• Paint their mirrors black
• Paint their windows black.
• Nail their windows shut.
• Put a skeleton in a closet.
• Stuff a pillow with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
• Hang dead things from the ceiling.
• Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
• Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
• Fill every glass in the kitchen cabinet with water. (They might not spill the second or third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
• Turn off the phone ringers.
• Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and television volume set to maximum.
• Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers
• Grease the banisters.
• Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
• Put a rubber pickle in the pickle jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell you what phone number to include, but why don't you figure it out?
• Call for food delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
• Make urine ice cubes.
• Pee in the shampoo.
• Take the book jackets off the hardcover books and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book you purchased previously at a dollar store. If you can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
• Unscrew the light bulbs.
• Hide the toilet paper.
• Put their possessions into piles based on color.
• Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
• Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as you can.